I'm The Legend From The Story Books...

So I’m downstairs eating brunch with my paternal parental unit and I’m looking at the flowers my prom date gave me and I point to one of them saying “this one is my favorite” and i got to touch it aND IT SNAPS IN TWO. I FUCKING MURDERED THE PRETTIEST FLOWER IN THE BUNCH

— 1 hour ago

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via bullied)

— 2 hours ago with 83905 notes

spankingkink:

AU where Happily was the chosen single and the music video is a cheerful sunny video where everyone has hair cut and beards shaved and are all well rested and glowing with the really long break they’re supposed to have had and they’re dancing and spinning and driving around and laughing with each other and looking like they’re actually enjoYING THIS

(via tigerhazza)

— 12 hours ago with 6465 notes

I only go to the gym to look at cute boys

— 1 day ago

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(via pizza)

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via humorcat)

— 2 days ago with 288931 notes
allaboutpolish:

Pastel Chevrons 🐰🐣💗 #nails #nailart #easternailart

allaboutpolish:

Pastel Chevrons 🐰🐣💗 #nails #nailart #easternailart

— 2 days ago with 258 notes

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied, via bullied)

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gnattynat:

eridans-cape:

justthefactsmaam:

herpderpwong:

thedalekshavetheimpala:

goldembers:

captainnaustralia:

i made a thing

helpful as fuck

Are you a teacher because you should be one

Reblogging for future reference

Reblogging in case I need to remember

Reblogging because its fucking brilliant

I’m an English teacher and I approve this message. Using this in my classroom! I just have to clean it up so no one goes to my principal. ;)

(via voldermorts)

— 4 days ago with 201692 notes